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Total Medals Earned: 33 (From 12 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 400 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/26/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Binding of Isaac DEMO

Basement Unlocked 10/10/11
10 Points
kill the first boss
Master of Sins Unlocked 10/10/11
25 Points
find and kill a miniboss
Money well spent Unlocked 10/10/11
25 Points
buy somethign in the shop
Cave 50 Points Kill the second boss
Secret room 50 Points find it

Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/160 points)

Bullet Audyssey

My First Quantum Sidekick Unlocked 11/24/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Planet Sars Unlocked 11/24/11
5 Points
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Planet Marcury 5 Points Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Rated E for Everything 5 Points Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points Reach a max overcharge combo.
Planet Jupitupe 10 Points Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Planet Narpdarp 10 Points Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Planet Satamalat 10 Points Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Disco Fever! 25 Points Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Maximum Power 25 Points Reach the maximum level.
Planet Penos 25 Points Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Planet Plutoo 25 Points Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Save your Home Planet 25 Points Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
The Malky Way 25 Points Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Yellow Brick Road 25 Points Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Secret Synthesizer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/395 points)

Gyossait

Born Again Unlocked 2/5/16
5 Points
Experience rebirth the first time.
Advisory Animal 5 Points Discover the dog who can speak in the tounge of man.
Human Nature 5 Points Kill a living creature with your weapon
Self Defense 5 Points Kill an enemy with their own projectile
The Call 5 Points Awaken her guardians
Facade Breaks 10 Points Defeat Uzaza
End of Us 50 Points Complete the game with the aid of the gun
Insult to Injury Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Curiouser and Curiouser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Altruist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/220 points)

In Utero

Supasperm Unlocked 5/6/09
25 Points
Beat the first level.
Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Impotent 100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Preggerz 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)

Lab of the Dead

Default Of The Dead Unlocked 10/22/11
5 Points
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Expiration Date Reached 5 Points Terminate 5 specimens.
That's No Gimmick 5 Points Use 1 appropriate item.
I Make Things Happen 10 Points Do a total of 50 actions.
Animal Cruelty 25 Points Kill 10 animals with your research.
Bad Behavior 25 Points Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Getting To Know You 25 Points Fully research 1 specimen.
I Know What You Like 25 Points Use 1 preferred item.
Know How To Use It 25 Points Fully research 10 items.
Taking It Easy 25 Points Discover 5 passive reactions.
We Must Amputate! 25 Points Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Wigglin' Time! 25 Points Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
A True Scientist 50 Points Research all the techniques at least once.
J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Labor Intensive 50 Points Do a total of 1000 actions.
Laid Back 50 Points Discover 40 passive reactions.
Master Chef 50 Points Try all the food items.
Star Pupil 50 Points Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Temper Tantrum 50 Points Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
This And That 50 Points Try all the objects.
Weapons Expert 50 Points Try all the weapons.
Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/1,000 points)

Leave Cthulhu Alone

Bomb a Shield Unlocked 12/9/11
5 Points
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
Level 1 Unlocked 12/9/11
5 Points
You have completed the first and easiest level!
Lunatic Fringe Unlocked 12/9/11
5 Points
You have made a Monster Loonie!
Mystic Moider Unlocked 12/9/11
5 Points
You've killed with the mystic!
Professor Bomb Unlocked 12/9/11
5 Points
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
Cop Bat Unlocked 12/9/11
10 Points
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
Level 10 Unlocked 12/9/11
10 Points
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
Rival Schooling Unlocked 12/9/11
10 Points
You've killed a Rival!
Close Call Unlocked 12/9/11
25 Points
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
Maniac Cop Unlocked 12/10/11
25 Points
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
Shield Slapper Unlocked 12/9/11
25 Points
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
Rival Love Tap Unlocked 12/9/11
50 Points
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
Level 20 25 Points You are way deep in it now!
Rival Meets Lightning 25 Points You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
WINNER 50 Points You have completed the game! Amazing!

Medals Earned: 12/15 (180/280 points)

Myth Runner

50m Unlocked 6/26/11
5 Points
run 50m length
jaws Unlocked 6/26/11
10 Points
transform to Jaws
250m 10 Points run 250m length
harry potter 10 Points transform to harry potter
jacob 10 Points transform to Jacob the werewolf
500m 25 Points run 500m length
1km 50 Points run 1km length
long streak 50 Points perform 30x book streaks
annoying death pose Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
book collector Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
transform master Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/375 points)

Paradox Embrace

Bridging the Gap Unlocked 1/9/10
5 Points
Pass level 1
Withered Away 5 Points Succumb to the clutches of death
Logically Delicious 25 Points Pass level 6
Master of Mysteries 25 Points Pass level 9
Naturally Talented 25 Points Pass levels 1-3
Undeterred 25 Points Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Demon Dodger 50 Points Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Spacetime Traveler 50 Points Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Speedy Runner 50 Points Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Embracer of Paradoxes 100 Points Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)

Theia

Bubba Slap Unlocked 3/8/10
10 Points
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Piggy PWN 10 Points Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Gotcha 25 Points Be an easy target!
Lame Score 25 Points Come on, you can do better than this!
Spider Food 25 Points Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
Great Score 50 Points You've done well my child
Scare the Boss 50 Points Even tough guys can run away
Beat the Game 100 Points Save Theia!
God Score 100 Points The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Piggy Wiggy 100 Points Meet the final boss

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)